Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Those awkward moments....


That awkward moment when your future interrupts your past.
That awkward moment when a housefly whizzes around in the office.
That awkward moment when Sharapova's opponent grunts louder than her. 
That awkward moment when an Indian mother asks "WHAT?" instead of "Who's THAT lucky girl?".
That awkward moment when you utter the right thing by mistake.
That awkward moment when you're all set to sneeze but your nose ditches you at the very last instance.
That awkward moment when you type emoticons using a typewriter.
That awkward moment when you see someone gorgeous and James Blunt's ominous song starts messing with your head.
That awkward moment when someone takes ROFL way too seriously.
That awkward moment when you get stuck in between Judgment Day and Qayamat Ki Raat. 
That awkward moment when you acknowledge in you the presence of an individual you used to hate once.
That awkward moment when you're trying to act cool with a toothpick in your mouth but accidentally choke on it and die.
That awkward moment when you introduce Rabindra Sangeet to a Bengali.
That awkward moment when you say "You cunt" instead of "You can't" in a hurry.
That awkward moment when hatred miraculously turns into unparalleled sympathy. 
That awkward moment when the camera fails to detect your face but effectively detects Che's on your t-shirt.
That awkward moment when you participate in the mutilation of an otherwise decent joke.
That awkward moment when you're hit by a speeding ambulance. 
That awkward moment when you notice a grammatical error and curse yourself for taking Pink Floyd's lyrics earnestly.
That awkward moment when the Devil sneezes.
That awkward moment when you rectify a typo and feel better about your miserable existence.
That awkward moment when you remark 'Bahut boob' instead of 'Bahut khoob'.
That awkward moment when you nearly kill yourself in a freak accident but survive to tweet the tale.
That awkward moment when khoon and pasina meet each other.  
That awkward moment when Federer goes "Aila! Sachin!" on meeting Tendulkar.
That
awkward moment when Bhishma is having second thoughts on death.
That
awkward moment when not killing yourself is as bad a decision as killing yourself.
That awkward moment when you're greeted with "You aren't dead yet?" instead of the usual silence.
That awkward moment when you really wish your eyelashes stopped falling down at once. 
That awkward moment when you chance upon your old poems and realize how much you sucked at it…and sadly still do.
That awkward moment when you laugh all the way to the bank only to be greeted by a long queue there.
That awkward moment when Mourinho pokes Vilanova on Facebook.
That awkward moment when an idea covers multiple victory laps inside your head and then grows too fatigued for any more use. 
That awkward moment when nature miscalls.
That awkward moment when someone takes a dig at your ugly nose.
That awkward moment when "Why the hell are you talking?" keeps echoing in your head when you're talking.
That awkward moment when life comes a full rectangle. 
That awkward moment when you mistake “I respect you” for “I suspect you” and grin like an idiot.
That awkward moment when Katie Holmes sees a couch. 
That awkward moment when your friend pokes you on Twitter. 
That awkward moment when you tweet a typo only to correct it with another typo and then promptly commit suicide.
That awkward moment when you say "Take care!" to a doctor. 
That awkward moment when you read your stupid blog post but don't delete it as you're too busy redefining awkwardness.

5 comments:

shimmeringmoonlight said...

That awkward moment when"Hope the ambulance is ok"runs through the head!!:-D

Anonymous said...

when khoon accidentally meets PAISA !!

Avantika Patil said...

Too good man....start writing something...we need some writers with good humour...Shetty way to go

Avantika Patil said...

Will you please change your dp... because you look like a terrorist in these .......shetty boy

. said...

That awkward moment when you read your stupid blog post but don't delete it as you're too busy redefining awkwardness.
- Defines me :P