The Y Factor

• The reason why i neither drink nor write awesome stuff is because Ghalib had already done both. 
• The reason why i'm on Instagram is somebody has to click random pictures of crumbs on plate and stained cups of coffee. 
• The reason why i don't comfort people is their comfort level keeps changing.
• The reason why we are the way we are is we aren't the way we should be.
• The reason why you despise your mother sometimes is she's always right.
• The reason why i don't put myself in your place is you appear way too comfortable there
• The reason why people don't take you seriously is you haven't won a Nobel yet.
• Avatar 2 is the reason why i haven't killed myself yet.
• The reason why i don't work hard is i don't wish to hurt my feelings.
• The reason why he doesn't want her to change is he has seen changes and they aren't always desirable.
• The reason why i don't promise things is i have a very bad habit of keeping them.
• The reason why water logs on Mumbai's railway tracks is those who are paid to clean up the drains don't.
• The reason why most of us here think we are being funny is because Mark Twain was the funniest.
• The reason why i don't give a fuck is they are indeed expensive.
• The reason why babies cry a lot is they don't know the reason why they shouldn't.
• Mutual admiration society is the reason why social media takes the giant leap of narcissism.
• The reason why bad guys often win is they are very hardworking, organized and know exactly what they need.
• The reason why i tell you the truth is i know you're not paying attention.
• The reason why i don't indulge in arguments is i've got way too many voices in my empty head. 
• The reason why we STILL need to get a life is we've been searching for it in all the wrong places. 
• The reason why i don't bother you with football tweets is i'm a hardcore Liverpool fan. 
• We are the reason why sun doesn't mind waking up on time.
• Meryl Streep is the reason why it's OK for actresses to age in Hollywood.
• The reason why you dislike national anthem played in theaters is you aren't used to standing and NOT singing. 
• The reason why i haven't written my book yet is it's based on procrastination.
• My poor vision is the reason why i don't judge people.
• Alex Ferguson is the reason why football managers think chewing gum makes 'em look cool. 
• The reason why we don't have prime ministerial debate is they don't want Arnab to become our PM. 
• The reason why nothing changes is we're changing along too. 
• The reason why i don't pimp my blog is it's not as lame as my tweets.

Every once in a while

• Every once in a while, goodbye sounds like badbye.
• Every once in a while, give up.
• Every once in a while, the society should go take a long walk and never come back.
• Every once in a while, asking questions ain't the answer to your problems.
• Every once in a while, exercising one's common sense helps.
• Every once in a while, we need a vacation from inertia.
• Every once in a while, the universe has to be reminded what needs to be done.
• Every once in a while, it's OK to act stupid, random and lost.
• Every once in a while, doing nothing is the right thing to do.
• Every once in a while, you realize that you just aren't wicked enough.
• Every once in a while, the idea is to feel like God. 
• Every once in a while, all you've got to do is just disappear.
• Every once in a while, the heartbreaker should be retired hurt too.
• Every once in a while, we act like an overcrowded fast train that's moving slowly.
• Every once in a while, your silence speaks for you.
• Every once in a while, we find ourselves liking somebody for no particular reason.
• Every once in a while, a song doesn't like you. 
• Every once in a while, you trade money for problems. 
• Every once in a while, you need a true friend...with plenty of cash!
• Every once in a while, you wake up knowing precisely what you've got to do. And then don't do it. 
• Every once in a while, being a coward turns out to be the bravest thing ever.
• Every once in a while, the slow local train ends up insulting the word slow.
• Every once in a while, opportunity refuses to stop at the door and proceeds to knock the entire house down.
• Every once in a while, even our reputation as the smartypants wouldn't stop us from acting foolish.
• Every once in a while, i feel so useless that even a little bit of usefulness can prove fatal.
• Every once in a while, emotions look for a bailout.
• Every once in a while, you need to excuse yourself from reality.
  Every once in a while, my memories venture out in search of your memories.
• Every once in a while, we end up as clueless as the moon in the sky.
• Every once in a while, we end up loving those who keep disappointing us.