Showing posts with label saying no to hirsutism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label saying no to hirsutism. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Fuss about fuzz

Since 2010, not a month has passed by i haven’t spotted some facial fuzz. It was always there either in the form of an ugly beard or a walrus-y moustache or an unislamic goatee. This has nothing to do with my razor-phobia. I guess the idea was to look mature(r) than i actually was. Well, didn’t work out. Once a stupid child. Always a stupid child. However, with the dawn of 2015, i impulsively got rid of my mask. And as expected, received quite a lot of amusing comments. 

Listing out a few of them:
  • Achha toh aap aise dikhte ho?” – barber
  • Namma mange porl aate.” – pappa
  • “*surprised looks in Tulu*” – amma
  • “*notgivingafuckface*” – brother
  • Police ne damki diya kya?” – colleague #1
  • School bus se office aaya?” – colleague #2
  • Kavla maal lag raha hai.” – colleague #3
  • New joinee?” – colleague #4
  • I liked you better with beard.” – boss
  • I still dislike you.” – colleague #5
  • Lost weight or what?” – colleague #6