Showing posts with label comparative bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comparative bullshit. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Trigger-angry

It's the age of overreaction. The worst part is there's no distinction between the online and the offline worlds anymore. 

Online sample: 
BBC India's Twitter account goofs up on a tweet and takes its own sweet time to rectify the error. In the meanwhile, outrage takes over. Politeness is kicked out of the window as harsh words are employed. Speaking of which, one tweep goes to the extent of demanding the firing of the one responsible the tweet.
There are several questions worth pondering over here: 

  • Do you apply the same sets of standards at your job too?
  • What if somebody takes you more seriously than needed?
  • Do you know the track record of the person who posted that tweet?
  • When exactly did you become more righteous?

Offline sample: 
A girl found a bug in the poha served as breakfast in office. She cautioned her colleagues against eating it. To pick up the tempo, the HR decided to annul the vendor's contract solely because of this incident. The track record of the caterer wasn't even considered. There were no explanations demanded nor made. 
There are several questions worth pondering over here too:

  • How can you be so sure that the bug is from the kitchen, not office?
  • Why wasn't the girl's misfortune taken into question?
  • Given she's a non-vegetarian, she might want the worm processed through chicken?
  • I don't like jeera but have i ever made a fuss about it? I segregate them and move on.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Worse than what?

Q: What's worse than being sad? A: Not knowing the reason why you're sad in the first place.
Q: What's worse than being mediocre? A: Getting addicted to mediocrity.
Q: What's worse than a slobbering co-passenger? A: A co-passenger slobbering on your shoulder.
Q: What's worse than religion? A: The use of the word 'major' in front of it.
Q: What's worse than us tweeting from office? A: Lindsay Lohan tweeting outside of rehab.
Q: What's worse than having a beer belly? A: Being a teetotaler.
Q: What's worse than getting out of a crowded train at Kurla? A: Getting into a crowded train at Kurla.  
Q: What's worse than bad breath? A: Being alive.
Q: What's worse than not knowing what to do with your life? A: Knowing exactly what to do but not doing so.
Q: What's worse than finding a lift in a two-storey building? A: People actually using it.
Q: What's worse than this world coming to an end? A: You getting left behind.
Q: What's worse than pointing others' mistakes? A: Failing to notice a few of your own.
Q: What's worse than being with someone who thinks exactly like you do? A: I don't know. 
Q: What's worse than having a chapped lip? A: Chapped lips.
Q: What's worse than feeling sick? A: Being sick.
Q: What's worse than getting stranded at Dadar railway station? A: Nothing, absolutely nothing!