On the seventh day...

• God took to music.
• God said, "Screw this experiment! It's not working."
• God laughed at the mystery that engulfed nothing.
• God already knew what everybody was going to do on their first summer. 
• God rested to figure out what drove him on the first day to such madness.
• God said "Let there be light" instead of "Let there be delight."
• God got irritated and reminded us to thank him for Sunday too.
• God lost count of her mistakes.
• God went to LA and got wasted.
• God created a competitor in the form of a short cricketer.
• God finally stopped procrastinating.
• God turned pro and declared himself infinite.
• God missed humour. 
• God felt loneliness.
• God grinned in between.
• God wondered why weren't there any Udupi hotels yet. 
• God took a break and thought for a while - "WHY ME?"
• God took early retirement.