Monday, March 3, 2014

Pissing off

Am i the only guy who can't take a piss in an overcrowded washroom? I guess not. I can't be THAT unique. Every time i find myself in a loo where i'm standing in a series of guys about to leak, i freeze. Or should i say, a part of me freezes. Being shouldered on either sides by men is too discomforting a position. Medically speaking, this condition is called paruresis. But i don't give up easily. I close my eyes and imagine there's a fountain of youth somewhere into which i want to urinate. Guess what? It works every single time. Without fail.

1 comment:

Harshita Kumbhar said...

Hahaha this is truly amazing.