Monday, April 14, 2014

Dear lord...

Grant us the strength to be nicer assholes. Make me an egg in my next life coz i want to get laid at least once. Either make me stronger or my competitors nonexistent. Forgive my enemies for they don't realize the kind of lazybones they're dealing with. Make me so rich that i can take philanthropy for granted. Let me keep my mouth shut. (If not, you'll have to take care of the rest.) Let us blame others for our mistakes. Forgive us for our typos. Just save me from me. Feel free to gift me as many heartbreaks as you want but please keep your toothaches to yourself. Force me to believe in your capeless superpowers.

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