Thursday, April 24, 2014

Lesson of the day

When a guy is about to take a piss, you aren't supposed to ask him whether he voted or not. The conditions aren't ideal, you see? He is standing there at his vulnerable best and trying to concentrate on kickstarting the urinary flow. It's not as easy as it seems. Especially when the loo is crowded. You close your eyes and think of that fountain of youth you were supposed to piss in. But before that could even materialize, the voices in your head go "SHAKTI! SHAKTI! SHAKTI! SHAKTI!..." sarcastically encouraging you. Well, they usually don't help. And in the middle of such a hapless scenario if somebody in the next urinal asks you, "Vote kiya kya?" Given the position your inked finger is in at THAT moment, you can't help spouting, "Wohi kar raha hoon."

1 comment:

t said...

itne baar vote doge?! :D