Third world problems

• Indian Premier League
• net neutrality 
• reckless politicians
• inspirational quotes
• Indian football team
• Pakistan cricket team 
• Harbour Line
• Fights in local trains over dhakka
• Really high expectations from others
• One-sided love stories
• Unrequited lust
• Sweating like a pig
• Desi parents 
• Videshi visa
• Jokes
• Tweeps with anonymous DPs mocking others' appearance
• Melting family pack ice-cream in the freezer
• Lethal typos 
• LOL and disorder
• Journalism 
• Bhartiya sanskriti 
• Robert Vadra 
• Fast life but slow Internet
• Epic movies that are found only on torrents 
• Megablock on Sundays 
• The superiority complex in one's ability to speak English
• Football commentary in Hindi
• Ashley Madison and Tinder
• bad breath 
• "THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY."
• 69 
• First world aspirations