Stand corrected

The correct answer to "Who are you?" is "I don't know!"
The correct answer to "I love you" is "You have no idea."
The correct answer to "How are you doing?" is "Compared to what?"
The correct answer to "Are you happy?" is "Are you?".
The correct answer to "Are you in a hurry?" is "Who isn't?".
The correct answer to "Is she your GF?" is "She's my soul mate."
The correct response to "Hi" is "Dei".
The correct answer to "What do you think of yourself?" is "Hahahahahaha."
The correct answer to "What's up?" is ".................."
The correct answer to "Is that you?" is generally "No".
The correct answer to "How are you?" is "Guess!"
Last and certainly the least,
"Fuck it" is the correct answer to most of your imaginary problems.