I for me, V for us

Relationship is about finding the common denominator. Love is not giving a shit about whether you found it or not. Am i right?

Relationship Status: Damaged beyond love.

Relationship status: Still stuck in a one-sided affair with Natalie Portman.

Relationship Status: Attracted to whoever isn't attracted to me.

Relationship status: Conquered by the infinite magic of words.

Relationship status: "I'm seeing dead people."

Relationship status: Waiting to bump into an alien.

Relationship status: Committed to mistakes.

Relationship status: Mistaken and forgiven.

Relationship status: We get each other's typos.

Relationship status: A seamless conversation.

Relationship status: Changing passwords.

Relationship status: *typing*

Relationship status: "Ditto."

Relationship status: Now.

Relationship status: Updated.

Relationship status: Lonely weekends.

Relationship status: "Stay."

Relationship status: "We'll be fine."

Relationship status: "Happens."

Relationship status: Uncomplicated.

Relationship status: “You.”

Relationship status: *discussing everything except bowel movement*

Relationship status: *sitting on the fence enjoying a random conversation*

Relationship status: *raring to fight*

Relationship status: "Long live internet!"

Relationship status: Jealous of everybody in your vicinity.

Relationship status: *bliss and all that jazz*

Relationship status: *caught between asterisks*
  
Try establishing a good relationship with yourself first. Others can wait. Am i wrong?