Adam and Eve were strolling in the garden when they chanced upon an
apple tree. They kept staring, each wanting to know how it tasted like.
Being a virginal naked man with nothing to hide his hard on in, he
plucked one to impress his lady. Before they could realize, both were
stuffed. There was neither serpent nor God; only two beings who had no
choice but to lie down on the grass before dozing off. Oh yes, the next
day, they tried pears. But it was only when he ate her that he found out
fruits are totally overrated.
PS: Read some really short stories here. No, not shorter than your attention span.
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