Response to stimulus

• The correct response to "how are you feeling?" is "that's classified information".
• The correct response to "how's my tattoo looking?" is always "great".
• The correct response to “i’ll ruin your career” is “what career?”.
• The correct response to "how much did you score in math during 10th" is "i don't remember".
• The correct response to "yeh ho chuka hai" is "toh?".
• The correct response to "what's up?" is "decomposing in style".
• The correct response to "hmm" is "hmmmm only".
• The correct response to “you are spineless” is instantly performing the naagin dance.
• The correct response to "whose side are you on?" is "mine".
• The correct response to "how are you?" is "what do you want?".
• The correct response to "wow, that was deep" is "no, it's common sense".
• The correct response to "good morning" nowadays is "fuck you".
• The correct response to "I'm getting married!" is NOT "Oh, sorry to know that."