Thursday, June 11, 2015

Were you porn curious too?

Yesterday, an intense conversation took place in the car back home. The question was "What are we going to do if we don't have the job that we have right now?" for the night. There were different but candid replies from all the parties involved. One emphasized on sticking to his creative side while another elaborated on the fulfillment with her current position. When it was my turn, i said something to the effect of going back to teaching. I wasn't lying. I indeed enjoyed teaching kids, filling their minds with whatever i assumed to be right. Of course, you can't change the world with that but you try. By the time we reached home, the topic was settled. 
But come to think of it, i wasn't entirely honest. 
I have Plan B too. If i'm out of job, i'll go visit Cuba and get penile enlargement thing done on me. free of cost (because Fidel Castro cares about dick). Once i get my right size, i'll take the reverse route of Bay of Pigs Invasion and trespass into the USA. From there, i'll go to LA like all girls with big dreams go. Since it'd be a new place for me, i'll adopt a new identity too. Sunny Leone. Because just like Shakti, Sunny happens to be a unisex name. Sunny Deol, anyone? The real reason behind this supersmart move is to eat on the mileage Leone gets on the Internet. Whenever guys with hardon google Sunny Leone, they'll end up finding me. I won't mind the curses as long as i'm a pornstar. It'd be an awesome plan. Now that the job question is settled, all i need now is a life. 

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