Him: "I can't write."
Her: "Happens. Give it time. Must be writer's block."
Him: "Are you serious? I need to be a writer first to experience a block."
Her: "Of course, you are! Besides, even great writers like Coetzee and Gulzar experience writer's block."
Him: "Oh god! They ARE writers and they've earned the right to suffer from writer's block. I haven't!"
Her: "You are too hard on yourself, love."
Him: "I wish i was."