It's cute how...

• our country manages to waste time on issues that are not even issues.
• we have opinions on budget when we can hardly define economics. 
• people smile at their cellphones while walking on a busy road.
• the street dogs i feed believe in my magical ability to create biscuit packets out of thin air. 
• nobody ever mentions 'falling in love' as their hobby. 
• people automatically turn their assumption mode on when it comes to Gandhiji.
• you assume that you realize what cuteness is.
• the sky is trying to compete with the freckles on her face.
• the world plays just right to keep Twitter from running out of topics.
• Oxford Dictionary tries to define happiness! 
• even a genuinely harmless sentence appears incomplete without a :) at the end.
• Vikram always got carried away by Betaal!
• autorickshawallahs bitch about the carwallahs given both enjoy breaking traffic rules.
• we don't know shit about law and yet we prefer to call ourselves law-abiding citizens.
• tweets have become the only "personal" factor about us.
• a pigeon doesn't discriminate between a temple or a mosque as it poops on both of them.
• terrorist organizations are candid enough to 'claim' responsibility for their actions.
• beard is now more of an Islamic thing than a masculine thing.
• you're disappointed with everything except yourself.
• Man United fans from India take knighthood seriously. 
• humans think the cuckoos sing for them!